I Had Sex With Arnold Schwarzenegger and All I Got Was This Defaulted Car Loan

Domestic bombshell Mildred Patricia Baena, former maid for California family values governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (marriage is between one man and one woman and secretly with one cleaning lady), actually got quite a bit out of her relationship with the Austrian former bodybuilder cum elected official: a fourteen-year-old son, a down payment on a house in Bakersfield, and allegedly quite a bit of hush-money.

However, according to a TMZ.com story, what she didn’t get was cash to pay off a car loan on a 2001 Nissan Frontier. The car was repossessed back in 2004 after Baena failed to keep up with the payments.

The TMZ.com story also alleges that Baena’s car loan account is with a collection agency, who hopes to recoup $17,193.82 in back payments.

In conclusion, here’s the trailer to the 1994 laugh-riot Junior, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a pregnant scientist, Danny DeVito as…whatever, and Emma Thompson as I can’t even.